After all this stuff about gay marriage... I started thinking about well... I don't like using this word... Ok, I started
thinking about clowns.
See, if this case against gay people goes through and some rights are taken away from them... well, it will give me hope about
my case against the clowns. I figure that if something like restricting rights/freedoms because they're gay is a valid case
then so would this important one against clowns!
Clowning... it's so disgusting. With all the crazy paint and wigs and big shoes. I can't believe they expose our kids to this
stuff! Hell, even adults shouldn't talk about those... people... in public. They scare the hell out of me. THEY'RE SO DISGUSTING!
Any self-respecting God wouldn't want them to exist- since religion works with gay-rights too, I figure people would jump
on my band wagon if religion supports it too... and it does. I solidly believe that the Gods hate clowns. I know how... disgusting
they are... it makes so much sense. So it should to the Gods as well. And I'm sure I could find some supporting scripture
somewhere...
We should start by compaigning to keep them from marriage and having children. That's the beginning. See, if two clowns marry
or have children then the children will see their parents commiting these clowning acts in their clown-style and think that
it's ok to be like that! NO! WE CAN'T LET THIS HAPPEN! Any clown who has a child will have them taken away. Any non-clown
in a relatonship with a clown who has children will take their child into their own custody (we'll have laws to make this
process very easy) and be ordered to have no more contact with their clown former-partner.
Yes, this is a start. Now join my cause and help support the case against clowns! We can't let them be seen as normal or our
entire society will colapse and no one will be safe walking the streets. I sure don't want to see a clown on every sreet!--
do YOU?
This has been a message from the movement of Concerned Citizens Against Clowns.
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