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To speak the name of it, is to invite the threat... the curse... into your life. It could come from a friend or even a family
member (but not your dog unless it speaks English)!
How to recognize this threat?
-If someone near you ever asks you if you would "like to play shadow" (a curse upon it!) then run! Run until you collapse
at the borders of Soviet Canuckistan!
-The person may even give chase. But if you alert the border guards of this great land then we will aide you and protect you
within our borders.
-If you get trapped by this evil, here is what can happen:
Person: Want to play Shadow?
You: What is Shadow?
Person: What is Shadow?
You: What?
Person: What?
You: Uhh...
Person: Uhh...
You: I knew I should have pledged my loyalty to Soviet Canuckistan and joined them in their quest to rid the world of the
Shadow Game (a curse upon it!).
Person: I knew I should have pledged my loyalty to Soviet Canuckistan and...
Now that you understand this threat...
Take the Pledge
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